I’ll Have a Gently Done Swingin’ Ale Jim Meirose
Yes, I said it, I said, you ought to ‘f said it the first time!
‘s, ‘cause; underneath the bridge from the exit, the exit, our actor in question went to the car, and; in the keyhole the key didn’t turn, so. This could have been a problem with the key, or the keyhole, or the switch, the key, and the keyhole; the whole thing turns the whole bigger thing on. So, it’s quite important. Yes, so; the problem could be there, let us look because, even though the problem I do not feel, master, I do not feel the problem is with the key keyhole or switch I will look into it; gone underneath the bridge from the exit the key’s quite clean—and is the proper key—and goes into the keyhole fully, as in all the as in the way all the way in and turns through its turns notches all the way and turns through its and turns through its notches, I felt it master, I doubt the problem’s the battery, so it is in any one so the battery of these so the battery might be pop the hood, and aw, shucks. I don’t know this that kind of drink I why’d I lie my way into this job of master bartender?
I will have a Gently Done Swingin’ ale, he said from way down him, and I said to myself, oh yah gee Dad I know that and twist this top pour this into this handy-glass here you are Mr. Madame I hope you will like it and she says like he’s a big deal of and it he pushes it through her gut back to me.
This is not a Gently Done Swingin’ Ale, it’s a Gently Done Swinging ale big ‘ference you doo-dah with a ‘ or no ‘ at all m’fello’, you been in this fat paying job of a gig how long, how later, how now, how never you thought you were yelling back at yourself under your brain, ah, sh’ I don’t know this shi’ that kind of drink ‘hit why’d I lie my way into this job of master bartender—and but I did hear so I felt you needed a hot fast test-so, so it squeezed out an edgepore of my sweet idea of a Boltzmann Brained Mind, to think first I will have a Gently Done Swingin’ ale—which is what I thought out my idea hole, but when I pushed in the key ‘n turned it fully clockwise nothing happened at first but ultimately it came off my long-tongued double lip-mass, this; I will have a Gently Done Swinging ale—is what she said so, I turned the key hard got down several sweet bottled substances, edible. And I glassed the thing up and pushed ‘t to her saying here you are Boots you are here Bootie your Bootie is also Boot but boss no I don’t know why they lied but I never said that string of words at all after they drank her in from the curve of her lip, and stated quite firmly, I wanted a Gently Done Swingin’ ale, what? Are you all hype? Just all lies, and hype and a lie, of a bartenderish mechanic the battery testing apparatus the boss purchased at great expense says quite the loud-to-me, do not feel the problem is with the key keyhole or switch I will look into it; gone underneath the bridge from the exit do not feel the I will have problem is with the key a Gently Done keyhole or switch Gently Done I will look into it phrase-sayer in-charge swingin’ ale gone swinging, gone underneath the bridge, a Gently Done Swingin’ ale or a gently done swingin’ Ale, or perhaps just a purely common ale, you’re behind the exit.
I do feel the problem is lower down, sir.
This gently done swinging ale of a problem that’s such a bugger is lower down sir.
Okay so here’s the breezy of its secon’ part; boss, hear me. I do not feel the problem is with the key keyhole or switch, I will look into it; gone underneath the bridge there inside this, I need to check the shafting, her lower shafting, that may be the cause, little ones, that after multiple trials you’ve been unable to bear one unable to bear one single baby, and not one single fuss of a baby, not one, unable to bear one single bitty-baby but here. Down low in this shafting I had been for days, you need to know, before I found the book, this book, that needed several hour’s repair using ‘rilla ‘lue before I could read her, and—I mean in answer to your question saying, You call yourself a bartender and you don’t know that simple-riddle of a drink? It’s ‘cause. And, I am getting to that—the time between finding the book, pulling it out, gluing it up, and waiting for it to firmly dry, took the exact time away from me that the creator ordained within which I would learn how to make a Gently Done Swinging ale. Just one fat coincidence it is, actually. But. Even though the excuse was quite fine no—no—no—let’s think about something else, not this, this is the limit, let me be no excuse is going to satisfy you, so I got to analyze fully this shafting don’t snatch away any more of my time, else, I will surely lose analyze fully this job with each job I lied my way into the guilt slows me slower I got to analyze fully this space age shafting, a Gently Done don’t rob any more of my time to analyze fully this space age shafting, have a Gently Done Swinging thing don’t rob any more of fully this space age shafting I will have a Gently don’t rob any space age Done Swinging ale shafting don’t age shafting, sigh.
I will have a Gently Done Swinging ale.
I will have a Gently Done Swingin’ ale.
I will have a Gently Done Swinging ale.
You should have said so the first time!
Plus; I got the damned car started for you, too.
An’ as watch it drive ‘way as, sigh. Some there is ones no way there is no way no way simply pleasing!