20 The music of ‘Streets and Dreams’
Tarzan climbs a liana
from the earth’s tough core
through Easby’s Abbey tree
to Valetta’s strait street leak.
Shit man! And the bay goes, ah!
Ipso facto too far,
too far to deny
some horrible foreign tunnel leads
to a vacant Eel Pie Island,
too far to buy
a true standard to plant
some place on the Jazz Ait.
Then let ten listen
to the anchovy sound of an annual
HALLELUJAH ϋμνος to a royal court planner.
So, no eel pie to chew on then
nothing but a boom-time rapper
in a banana bandana
easing his deadly vowel chains
into your fitful ocean and
urging nocturnal earthen seizures.
On a roll even an eerie eleven
does not haunt the earth
for hell gathers sooner
and colours a rather rough Rubicon
bronze from north to south
rust red from east to west
And now rife with fossils
set forth and stressed
aloof and dumbed
they rhyme
laid out to Mallaig where
di Lasso disowns the air
as if Lorca had swallowed our defence lines
(Geoffrey Mark Matthews 28 March 2023)
21 The music of ‘Streets and Dreams’ part 2
C’n I bum a smoke?
Do be do wa
Hey man, whattsa time? Can I get a bell t’ chime?
Do be do woo
And bam shalam jest like that Valetta is pissed off in the extreme.
“Hey Valetta, calm the fuck down willya!”
Says Viktor Frankenstein, in between slurps of an oversized Negroni
Valetta (bam-shalam) is having none of this
“Fuck you Viktor! Fuck your stupid monster too, in his stupid ass!”
“Fer Chrissakes Valetta, calm down, have a Negroni”
Viktor signals to the monster to prepare the cocktail
But the monster has an eye on Valetta wonderin’ if she really wants it
As everyone knows Valetta has half an eye on the monster too,
Been goin’ on for months
Do be do wap
Is that the time already? Can I get a dime for Freddy?
Lorca and Goethe went into a bard,
Boy was he sore,
Do be do woop
And crazy-malazy there’s one cute little chicken in that coop,
“‘Saw her first!” says Johann
“Ya never did” says Federico, walzin’ over with the big Hispanic eyes,
But Goethe is too tricksy and trips him up with an urplanze-liana,
Federico goes tumblin’ down, into the chicken coop,
Henrietta makes a dash for the door,
But once again the German is too smart,
An organic alchemical device catches the bird at the out-tray
And ladies and gentlemen, it’s good-night Vienna.
Later at dinner (bash-ptempto!),
Reich and the G-Meister are eatin’ chicken schnitzel style,
“You got any left Willy?” peering at the plate from an oblique angle
“Nein” sniggers Wilhelm
“Ich kleide mich rechts!” and they both burst out laughing
Between guffaws, Goethe adds wid a wink
“I wuz only gonna ask…” he pauses for effect
“If it was orl-gone!?”
Sho do wop wop, fa dah!
(Graham 11 May 2023)
