N’ Solace House (part 2) -Jim Meirose

That membrane was tough so you can come in. We know crossing any next threshold’s a big step for your kind but just do it. No—yes just no yes just come on you’re pissing me down just come do it the flow here; the flow here; come in here ‘fore this deck’s gone dealing out the players aren’t here yet why the hell’d you deal the deck out?

Huh I.

Why the hell’d deal you the deal deck the deck when you know—it’s in that document there—the players come first. Then, when here, they choose the game. Then, rip the cello’ off the Dan deck and—do the deal but frickt’y—back off shuffle the deck first. New decks the order of the cards in new decks is not shuffled. Twenty-six shuffled into one deck of. Crap I am gone this membrane’s too tough. Are you sure this is not two fat membranes stuck together? Never so tough as this it has never ever been so tough tough as this.

Halluzza!

We don’t know your name yet you’re a new hire, so.

Knowing the name of it when deciding to buy it slants things completely off. Three, maybe four. Go in the store, like. May even be five. Our great founder said to us that it is not fair to have decided what to buy before entering the store as that removed equal opportunity from each-every store content. Fairness. Contents are preached over with fairness but everybody outside there’s allowed to have their mind made up what content to select to purchase for their home. Not fair. Not fair to the others as as as we hire a Danny—that’s unfair to Donnies. Hire a Chrystal—most unfair to; uh; uh oh; life injects here; n’; here and ‘ow, no, crap. Here and now. Hire a Chrystal a Danny unfair. All hires unfair. When predecided. Zap.

Take the unexpected phone call. The dip!

Give ’em hell on the telephone, then back.

Bunk.

Go. Describe the malady you expect Sow’s-lace house to ease down. Go deal with the call all smile smile and calm’n nice ‘ic’ ‘’ come back ‘lready and bet you ah bet you you—now stand in the store for no reason in particular so ‘vrything’s an even chance? Eh eh eh? No cause to be in a store you can’t no just can’t ‘thought thinking of something to buy wok wok and be we bet that you can’t just not keep from thinking when told you must buy, okay okay eh heh what do I need I’ll buy what I need but.

Why must buys ever be what you need?

Here they are all around all here for the buying how can you choose fair when gas-shot you back-scanning back home for back home to tell you what to do to take down and go pay for ‘timatically w’ o’t looking each over so each over’s probability of being bought equally chanced as as get in the car predecided where to go’s not fair to all the possible places for to go or or even why go anyplace if not to get there why start the trip having predecided where to go what to spend what to buy see or do, it’s not fair, you see.

No not fair!

Unfair!

Where to go what to spend what to buy see or do; when pre entre-vous pre-decided con carne entre-pre vous-decided to do this that or t’others you are not fair so, how?

How can you be a worker at Solicze house how to be a worker how’s that fair to me?

Fine okay yes all so true but. Come in the door we’ll sit down first things first.

Whoo?

In the door we’ll sit down first things.

The door we’ll sit down first.

We know crossing any next threshold’s a big step for your kind but just do it.

Door we’ll sit down.

We’ll sit—here there very good ack. We.

Let us do these small items a’fore decisioning what to breathe; but; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning how to breathe; but why; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning when to breathe; but why must; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning why to breathe; but why must we; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning how fast to breathe; but why must we do; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning how much to breathe; but why must we do something; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning how little to breathe; but why must we do something like this; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning how not to breathe; but why must we do something like this; let us do these small items a’fore decisioning never to breathe; but why must we do something like this first? I thought this was So-laced’p’ house.

Why the hell must we do something like this first?

But sir—

Never mind more this cannot be Sulace house!

Sir. Nom really—

Do not lie to me. Where’s the real Shoe-lace house?

Where’s the Zolace house?

Where’s house?

Someone come! Here! He’s—

Here’s hous.

Hurry up he is going—

Re’s ho.

Hurry up never mind that now look see he’s—

E’s H.

Here—he’s just about—

’s.

Never mind that he’s gone.

Never mind that he’s gone.

And it’s all your fault.

Your fault.

Yes it’s your fault.

I hope you are happy.

We know crossing any next threshold’s a big step for your kind but just do it.

Life is not no Szollace house ‘fter ‘ll.